Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

Call in a bomb threat for the 4 planes to the FBI.

Hoard a warehouse full of toilet paper and profiteer from it.

I dont know what to do about Covid though.

Yes hi I’d like to buy a bus ticket to Cincinatti, also where can I find a bulletproof vest that will fit a gorilla?

Who is this dude? I see him alot.

To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?

Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain

Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.

Queen: “Whos the hottest chick in the land?”

Mirror: “IDK this pretween I guess”

Literally everyone:

How to set my standard vBulletin signature?

This instructional image guide shows how:

Boobs

Lady boobs

Naked lady boob

A/S/L?

There was a movie about a dog named Beethoven.

Not long before AI just tells me to google it, or read the manual.

In ancient times, the wire also acted as antenna to pick up FM radio

We disagree on why beans are great

Diskette

Microsoft Windows 11 is a bit of a difference in crystal shape which matters to the point that we can’t even be friends anymore and we can talk about it and see if it works for you personally.

First thing to buy is a commercial roll of tinfoil to wrap the whole thing in.

Get bitten on purpose to prove its a hoax and own the libs