“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”

Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.

I do not want to entertain the thought of Hannibal being a conservative. If he is, do not tell me. We already lost Murdock (which is a double whammy for me as a Trekkie).

you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

Not completely, not at first. If he cupped his hands or used a horn he could hear people talking. But towards the end of his life he would play the piano while resting his head against it. It’s kind of sad, really.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don’t.

Ah yes, the deep state secrets of Masonic sandwich cookies.

DEPECHE MODF

“Your own… frankfurter… Jesus.”

A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

The Medium Place.

Are they lacing it with cocaine?

Yay, I missed this one.

Because Katee Sackhoff as Kimberly Hart / The Pink Ranger is a much better timeline than this one.

I like how the passage of time also reveals the parent moved from Twitter to Mastodon.

Luigi’s Mansion 3

This meme is old enough to vote.

Yes, Forever is the good Schumacher Batman movie. Thank you for proving my point. :)

No, I’m not trolling you. How different is Carrey’s performance as The Riddler to his performance as Robotnik?

Being the movie with Jim Carrey in it helps a little.