5oap10116@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart.English
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25 days agoI want some pain so bad right now
I want some pain so bad right now
Yeah I try my best to either step in the triangles created by the imaginary diagonals or directly on the line between slabs with the arch of my foot
I’m not diagnosed as anything but…whenever I walk on side walks or any ‘slab of concrete’ tupe walkway, I imagine diagonal lines from corner to corner like An X for each slab. I can’t step on the X part. I can step on the outline of the slab. That’s fine. Just not the diagonals. There’s no consequence for getting it wrong But it’s a minor compulsion.
Maybe cancer/chemo or alopecia?
That’s before the “tide pod challenge” capstone course they all have to take right?
I feel like by 5th grade we already learned WWI and WWII twice
At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants