AlwaysNowNeverNotMe

Israel serves many purposes for the US.

Its our casus belli on a stick against Iran.

Its our nuke in a black box against Russia and China

Its our staging ground for when this whole climate change dealio gets sorted out and we need somewhere new to drill.

It’s a bunch of white enough people we can defend against any new terror organization that miraculously appears where we wanted to invade.

Its our theocratic imperative to kick off Armageddon.

It’s a place we can subtly suggest all our domestic Jews move to.

It funds the most regressive and hawkish politicians in our government.

I would test the ram first. Go stick by stick then DIMM slot by DIMM slot.

Rolling laundry cart.

Now my clothes mostly don’t end up on the floor.

He sed free tho

Some people “Like Trump” because it gives them an endlessly exploitable pool of idiots to float on.

Pretty sure that’s a honey badger

Nah it was a catalyst for racists to find out how many racists there were all around them which then caused the spineless pick me bitches to think racism was their ticket to having friends.

We’re actually making them warcrime by talking about it.

Oops I made a widdle fucky wucky and set myself back to default browser.

Oopsies the castrated search bar that plies you with ads until you type the exact filename or program you were looking for accidentally put the website you download it from above the program installed on your machine, don’t worry I’ll open that in edge for you.

Delaware has never been so offended

Not in our timeline

Does that mean stop thinking while speaking though?

Most people think most of the time.

Wow sure wish we could make our own decisions in the US rather than having hundreds of millions in bribes flowing to Washington from Tel Aviv.

Bit late for that eh?

Go ahead and control+V your incredibly witty and novel political opinion though.

Anti-facist doesn’t mean more brown lgbtq+ concentration camp guards.

Not to me, they don’t teach those girls shit. Glorified cookie company using volunteer child labor.

Ah Simpsons hit and run. What a love letter to the show that was.

Probably the pouncing hunting strategy

I remember it!

Primarily greed, but secondarily the fear of becoming an out group themselves, this carrot and whip makes for a very plaint population which authoritarian, dictatorial, and/or oligarchical regimes find quite handy. Dispossessing entire groups of people unites the other groups both out of the desire to share in the stolen wealth of the “undesirables” and prevent their own groups from being targeted next.