Where can I buy a cone costume?
Where can I buy a cone costume?
Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.
Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.
And BOY did they deliver and more.
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.
I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.
We’re in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.
We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.
Where do you think we are? We’re in a 4chan screenshot community.
That’s like being mad that you saw poop in a scat fetish forum.
Why did you censor that?
Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.
Grunty is a BABE
Bullet dodged
What the fuck man. It’s Ryan Gosling.
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Dead bedroom confirmed