Anytime I drive by cows I shake my head at them for becoming meat when vegans don’t even eat meat.

Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you’ll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.

They promised us smell-o-vision by 2005 I thought this was the future!

It’s physically too small to jerk off. Don’t you think he’s tried? Even with his tiny hands he can’t get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.

And loop de loops

I remember always wearing wrinkled shirts back then because I didn’t care about ironing or society.

Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

All right, then. Keep your donuts.

What we draw everytime Pinky… Dicks and balls

One of my favorite college courses was entirely on tribal art. I had no idea on the diversity in mask design and materials within tribes of the same region. I still have the book from it, the symbolism of it all is so neat. These people were as creative as we are.

You should take a look at their endowment. It’s not going to teachers. Maybe they should use it to fight back? Cause if a university capitulates to an attack on freedom of speech then what lesson are they teaching the student body?

Really seems like Stanford is appeasing the far-right on everything these days. The leadership there has no grasp on the duties of their job and supporting their students.

At least the fediverse can draw the Canadian flag. Reddit had a hard time

I bet he wouldn’t have bothered lying about this if they hadn’t just approved his $56B bonus

They only existed for a measly 165 million years. Humans on the other hand are burning out in record time.

Same thing happened to me. Except the kids who made the nickname needed someone to beat up everyday too. No minorities for their racist asses to pick on. So they also called me N*****lips while they punched me in the stomach at recess so it wouldn’t show. Wasn’t until highschool this stopped and it took the star football player threatening them to do it. Really fucked up my childhood, I was radioactive because of those kids and all because I existed.

Layoffs imminent

There is a massive ribbon cable coming out the bottom. He could have contracted a few samples from an OLED manufacturer or it’s a component to a commercial product not available for sale.

I ate mine for China. Later I married one of those hungry Chinese children (now an adult) that I had eaten steamed broccoli for and she’s still hungry. I think it’s a genetic thing?