LasagnaCat

As someone currently using the toilet let me tell you.

It’s pretty ok.

I’d like to roll a sleight of hand check and attempt to steal the tunic.

[Rolls a 6]

It turns into hard rock

I pay an HoA, its like $30 a year. While they dont encourage it, they dont care either. They really dont do anything except twice a year they bring out garbage trucks/dumpsters to the nearby school to dump/recycle things too big for a trash can.

Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries

What if you were gonna lie though

wiggles fingers jazzily

But i just went D:

casually j-walks across a non busy street

Id go for some chocolate milk

Yes hello?

On g

Ill always remember going to firelink shrine for the first time.

Arrive at firelink, go to cemetary, get calcium stolen by skeletons multiple times. Think maybe i picked a bad character. Re roll

Character 2. Attempt to murder guy sitting at firelink for his armor. Die. He wont unaggro after respawning. Re roll character again.

Pick knight, finally find undead parish, things start to click.

“I live my life a quarter sandwhich at a time”

Large if factual

My taste buds sound similar to yours. Whats your take on onions?

Oh wow im blind lol

“I dont think this bubble can get much bigger”

It blows my mind how often i see people using temp logs for debugging when breakpoints exist