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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • Maybe this invention revolutionised how we clean our butts, or maybe it was utterly trivial and 20 different ways of cutting paper rolls were patented that same year (note that present day rolls don’t even use this method).

    But that’s irrelevant to the point that seems to be implied here that patents somehow contributed to it’s success. They don’t, an invention will be useful or not based on its own merits, not on the fact they’re patented.

    They exist to ensure whoever registered it makes a profit, which is why they’re being exploited way past the point of making up for any good they were supposed to bring…





  • People here be discussing the wrong thing, or am I the only one thinking that patenting a roll of paper is incredibly stupid?

    It’s a damn roll of paper. How much of a genius do you have to be to come up with that? People have been doing it for millennia, the only difference is that it used to be so expensive that no one would think of whipping their butts with it.













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    2 months ago

    Two men is two more than the bears that wrote in, so it’s a gamble that bears are less likely to cause her harm.

    Anyhow, she doesn’t generalize it to all men, so my brother why are you picking up a hat that doesn’t suit you? That’s sort of her goal, she’s being inflammatory so that the angry responses can prove her right.

    If she wants to go poke at bears in a forest, then god speed and I hope she takes a rifle. I’ll stay home chilling and watching netflix.




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    toProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlthe hardest exam question
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    2 months ago

    I spent way too long today figuring out why my app was doing something that it’s NOT supposed to do on weekends.

    I read Luxon’s docs (pretty cool lib tbh) again and again, and tried everything I could think of to get isWeekend to return a sane result.

    Turns out I was pulling a somewhat older version of Luxon, where isWeekend didn’t exist. In any sane language, I expect I’d get a huge warning about a property that doesn’t exist, but alas…

    Typescript helps me keep my sanity, but juuuuust barely.