I was thinking about this recently. There’s a lot of bad movies that come out every year since forever. Usually, they just kind of disappear and die.

But only thanks to social media have we had a way to mock the studio.

I’m just imagining the memes made of bad movies from the 2000s.

Reminds me of Bikers with a rebel lifestyles being the ultimate bootlickers

It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book

Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.

My local supermarket added 8 self checkout machines, and removed almost all the cashier lanes.

For a year, they pushed everyone towards the self checkout. Every… Body. Old people were clogging up the Customer Service section because they want a human. The machines constantly failed to scan, and people would just shrug and pretend like it did.

The deviants started to realize it’s super easy to steal, as they can just pay for 1/10 of their groceries and “forget” to scan a lot of things. They started to lock up a lot of merchandise, and you need a human to unlock it.

So now they have hired security guards to then scan receipts, as well as follow people in the parking lots.

The whole supermarket is kind of a shit show. I counted 5 security guards to 2 workers when I was last there. I also do my shopping elsewhere.

I remember in 2005, pulling over and calling my sister for directions on my flip phone because I got lost.

I didn’t get mobile internet until like 2010. Not because I couldn’t, but because it was wildly expensive for a bad experience, since “mobile-friendly” was non-existent.

This was also during the era when Google Maps was a brand new website, not a app. I think I was still MapQuesting.

That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.

😢

The first law of robotics never said the pain couldn’t be emotional.

Girl is doing her best and changing what she can reasonably change within her locus of control.

I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.

What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?

I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.

My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”

I heard this in my head like Andy Kaufman.

Woman: (shows her beautiful knockers)

You: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymMyY4GNAE

I had to think about this and I just realized I’m not a self butt grabber. I do fondle my mud flaps periodically. But I also squeeze my wife’s badonkadonk and her over the shoulder boulders.

Boob pillows are amazing.

I had gay friends who also look at boobs when they see it.

In their drunkest, they were also willing to motor boat them.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

Or soon, black woman as president

I was at a tech conference job fair and chatting with a bunch of former game programmers.

I absolutely messed up when I asked one guy who worked on a famous game why they decided to do X feature, and if that was the reason for the game’s failure.

He looked me in the eyes and said something like, “I get orders from the business execs. So even if their ideas are obviously bad, if I don’t do it, I get replaced. After the game is released, good or bad, I get replaced. If the game doesn’t even get enough funding, I get replaced.”

Gaming industry seems so toxic.

¥1590/month.

Rough $11/month in freedom dollars. That’s not bad!

Still pricey for a solo use. What is your use cases? Lurking or a frequent poster?