This is a Poorcine joke.

In before the first “AI TAKE THE WHEEL” fanatic drives into a crowd of school children

Dick Cheney?

thats 2

Dotties Double D’s are 2 more…

…didn’t know i had to specify or have a disclaimer.

Thanks for the assist though, in case someone didn’t know.

Metal, wood handle, more durable.

the only allowable plastic for utensils should be a rubber spatula (high heat), for scooping out the last bits of a product.

But you need a subscription for it :p

Louis Pasteur?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Pasteur

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I lived on the 13th floor for a couple years.

Granted, it was in Argentina and not prone to the silly US superstition.

Brilliant

should be doom

Super Troopers looks more like a documentary every day

Especially when the cops tank & swat team need to know where the dog is to shoot it.

ah…

…shit

you know, they’re made out of meat?

Starts with erectile dysfunction and ends with the little blue pill…

The institutionalization runs deep.

The first time I moved out of the US I lived in a socialized medicine country & I just never went to the doctor. My then girlfriend casually went because she wasnt feeling well (a cold), then would go to the pharmacy for a birth control shot (no prescription needed), and finally when I had a fever and a doc came to the house at 2am (we just had to pay the taxi). I had a lengthy stay in the hospital, and a month of rehab, my employer’s nurse would stop by the house and give me an injection on his way home. And our son was born in a hospital with private rooms- all i had to pay for was my meals and overnight stay (there was a bed for me), plus the room had a mini bar…no shit.

We moved back to the US to raise the kids and then out again i to another socialized medicine country and I STILL HESITATE to go to the doctors.

I am 100% sure I know.

…but I ain’t a snitch

…something just awakened in me