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Cake day: April 8th, 2024

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  • I’ll tell you exactly why this is for me, at least. When you’re exploring a New Romantic option and that person isn’t totally sure if they are into you or not, you can say one wrong stupid thing and ruin your chances of getting with that person. Also with a crush, who usually you don’t know super well, you don’t know what things might be the wrong things to say to that person.

    This is why the “don’t talk ask questions” strategy works so well for flirting. It makes you seem interested in them (and you should be) and also prevents you from fucking the whole thing up with your big stupid mouth that meant to tell a funny joke but it accidentally came out racist or some shit.








  • When I was 18 in college me and my friends were drinking together and talking about fighters n shit. We got to talking about kimbo slice. I was about to say “I love kimbo slice” but mixed it up as kumbo slice. Luckily I caught myself half way through, so ended up just shouting “I love Kum.” In the middle of a discussion for no apparent reason.

    That was hard to live down.



  • They’ve been building the house for a year? What kind of house are they building where they’ve been hammering on the walls for a year?!

    Also you don’t generally hammer bricks in my experience. At any rate, unless they’re building the Taj Mahal, it shouldn’t be taking that long.

    Also why are they on your roof? They’re not building an addition to your house or anything. Something weirds going on sounds like to me.