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There is anti-americanism (which I’ll gladly join in on) and then there’s making asshole memes.

Anon doesn’t care she’s drunk, only that she “belongs” to someone else. Good Anon would have told her to try this again while sober and preferably single.

Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.

Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.

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• Deja-vu
• a la carte
• a la mode
• Comme ci comme ca
• Au contraire
• C’est la vie
• Coup d’etat
• creme de la creme
• entendre
• je ne sais quoi
• raison d’etre
• folie a deux
• respondez s’il-vous plait (RSVP)
• vis-a-vis
• excusez moi
• coup de grace
• c’est ne pas un pipe
• bon appetit
• faux pas
• rendezvous
• piece de resistance

Edit: I don’t really speak french, don’t even think I’ve spelled most of these correctly and I have no idea where the accents go. I think I mostly use the above expressions, since they’re occuring in German as well as in English.

Given the desolate state of the US educational system… mhhm, true.

Well given the popularity of the Joker that’ll likely change.

Waddaya mean not well known? For me it’s in like… the top twenty of french expressions.

https://www.avoidthehack.com/stop-using-whatsapp

Aaaaaaand that’s the chorus and melody of “Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy” stuck in my head again.

Sigh

.:|:;

In our bed?!

Even a broken clock…

Might even have different names:

Fun Fact:

A northern German youth-slang word for “Bro” is “Digga”, which is a friendly way to say “Fatty”, from “Dicker - dick” (lit.: Fatty, fat/thick), but with the implication of being very dear friends, “dicke Freunde” (lit.: thick friends) just has the meaning “close friends” with no implication of being fat and “dick miteinander sein” (lit.: being thick together) is also an expression of closeness, not of weight.

Interestingly, Digga is being used in exactly the same way as black people in the US use the soft n-word with each other. “Mein Digga!” (lit: my thicky) is 1:1 analogous to “My n-word!”. It’s common for tourists to do a double take when they hear some very German and very white youths yell at one another “Ey Digga!” and many German rappers definitely use it as a stand in for the soft n-word, but It’s use and etymology is rooted in the old dock workers culture of Hamburg and has absolutely nothing to do with the n-word.

Yes @Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works, please do share recommendations

12yo? What’re your child labor laws? Arithmetic? We’re talking simple addition here. I manned a cash register before, it’s doable even without the computer. Just takes a wee bit longer.

Why wouldn’t I be able to pay cash without power? If people did it in BCE, I can certainly do it now.

The right to have cash is granted on a constitutional level in the EU, all 27 member states would have to agree to get rid of cash.