Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.

Alternate titles include…

• Ama2on
• Amazon 2: Maximum Overtime
• Amazon Returns
• Amazon 2: Am Harder
• Unmazon
• and a bonus for the trilogy… Amazon 3: Bezos Falls

Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.

It’s caused by teenagers being horny.

I thought “gun” was party of the tri.

Meh, Argon is fine. Although what you said would be kind of funny.

“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”

I’m pretty sure it’s still genetics. We’ll see what happens in the next few centuries (if we survive that long).

Sounds fake, but okay. Also that’s not how genetics works - no matter what your kid looks like, they’re still 50% of each parent.

An old friend of mine’s sister got knocked up by her then-boyfriend, a 6-foot+ hulk with coal black skin. The baby came out white and curly blonde, although as she got older he features started to reflect her father’s looks more, and her hairline is kinda weird.

It’s been wonky lately. Maybe it’s just drunk?

“fucking bitch” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.

The South will get it up again.

As a kid in the 80s I lived in a burb where once or twice in the summer they had a day where they could put out big clunky stuff for trash pickup that normally wasn’t allowed. So stuff like furniture, mattresses, old tires, etc. You’d routinely see cars driving past to see if there was anything they wanted to take. Our church friends, a family with 6 kids, would have a few ride off on their bikes and scout for useful stuff and call dibs. Then one brother went back home to get someone to bring the station wagon around while the others kept guard over the claim.

It was a good system for giving a second life to stuff that was still good (or fixable) but that you didn’t want or weren’t able to lug to the flea market or something.

The best food is made by people who can’t quite get all the grime off their hands, no matter how much pumice soap they grind their skin with.

Well you could try and sell it to a Republican, but he might get mad if he actually could read out. Something something made the Greeks gay blah blah Achilles “best friend” yada yada

Must have been in Europe. I’m America the cop woulda shot him. Also probably smelled the booze. Also as an American over never been drunk enough (not even when I had alcohol poisoning that one time) to think theat such legal consequences would be cheaper than a trip to the hospital.

Fun fact, hospitals routinely do tox screens. OP isn’t just a bullshitter, he’s a bad bullshitter lol

Is that her mom on base? Why is her mam a beatnik? This isn’t the '50s.

Anyway NGL I laughed at déjà vu. Déjà vu.

Equally relevant, how much of the ashes are filler? Incinerated human remains do not take up a whole lot of space, and some places will fill it out with wood ash.

That’s fair.

Restaurant with the trailer seem to show I was not impressed with how they decided to handle this incarnation of the Transformers backstory. So I’m going to pass on this one.