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Would skiing be an option?
Would skiing be an option?
Second this. The inconvenience of winter weather in particular. Dutch people are used to say that there is no bad weather to ride a bike, only inadequate gear.
I make it for 11$: coffee, biscuits, bacon and eggs. Hot sauce comes free of charge
Not sure if they fit in the absurdist category, but I would gladly add to the list:
From the comment section below the timesofisrael article: “Yes, the charter that led to the creation of the State of Israel. LOL. What a self-own.”
I was about to mention the Jesus Lives and Christ is the way mega posters
A bit like confusing much and many or some and any, which I did a lot when I first learnt English.
“Light changes speed” ???
Not this one. The 1986 movie based on the book by Stephen King.
Stand by me comes to mind
Bonus point if you replace Chrome with Mozilla!
More like Bimbo Baggins, might I say
Started reading books again. Refreshing!
In my country, men are asked the same questions and no one is allowed to give blood if they changed partners in the last 3 months. I imagine it is the same for women.
Best joke always in the comments!
Can’t pay for schools when all the money is going to missiles!
Xpost fuck-cars
This is dad joke tier!