Such truth in so few words!

Sames

Deez nuts!

Gotem

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

I see someone posted a spongebob picture, I love spongerobert!

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This is peasent thinking, not lord thinking. This is why you won’t rise up the ranks.

While they are landlords, i prefer to refer to them as Kings

People give tips to other who do nothing outside their job, oh you made the coffee i ordered and hand it to me sure have $5, thanks for handing the pizza i ordered over the counter have $10, payed for my groceries that i picked out myself and paid via self checkout sure have a 25% tip.

Why not tip someone who ensures where you live, where you children live, where all your precious posesstions are kept is safe, secure, and supported? Seems like you don’t actually care about the money, just want to have someone to shit on and feel mighter than them… (Kidding im a landlord and id call someone nuts for tipping me)

Edit: Apparently everyone is missing the massive /S

This is what I did

With a baseline minimum empathy. Cause damn, some people really bottom out that needle.

Im a typing…nevermind

Woman/minority/not-christian in a conservitive area?

PhD required

15 years experiance for task that only existed for 2

Able to work with no direction

Able to work under extreme stress

Hours are 6am-7pm, 7 days a week

Pay range is $8-$9 an hour, upper range only availible if you extremely exceed above requirements.

Position is salaried, so no OT.

Thats a massive no-no on the foremans part. If the D drive died, laptop lost/stolen, or some other issue occured, then they would have been in the exact same situation.

No backups on an external drive/server/printed files???

I work in R&D and my ass would be canned if I housed critical data like this, it goes against so many standard policies. The foreman and company screwed up both and made you a fall guy.

But only for 3 days

Given how much about science we still have to learn, I would say it is a distinct possibility. If you want something cheap and easy to use like a microwave to do this though, I highly doubt we’d see that possible for the next 30-40 years at minimum.

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered

Usually not, I try not to mingle with the…riff raff…who we allow to occupy our homes. And when they forget the manditory tip, whelp out to the streets with you since you can’t manage your finances.

Vell I agree!

Same thought, Im not sure if that comment is a joke or not…