I do wonder if we’d vote for the same people if we could smell them.

There you go. Signed version of my pfp 👍

I have 69 followers on YouTube. Where does that put me?

I had no idea this existed, and I’m from the area it’s about! Will have to give this one a look 😎

New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?

One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.

Barbarian encampment discovered.

^Kermie

I’ll just leave this motherfucker here.

I can use all of these to talk about a rousing game of football:

Newcastle United Fuck The What! We can’t lose against Man United again SoMetHing.

MotherFuWwer Joelinton misses an absolute sitter 😨 (Some internet famous Lorem Ipsum)

On my way

*Oh My What. Fuck This, Fuck You.

The Fuck What we’re actually winning Happy cat emoticon. Howeh the lads 0⁷(dunno how to subscript on my phone so this is the best you get)

>85 minutes later

We lost again‽ First Flayer Shooter!

Ah yes, the bitchy trampoline!

No, that’s three under par.

Time to give the Super Sub another chance: Nico Hülkenberg!

They’re just happy to be included

Probably in the same place as the Auschwitz escape room.

I trust you deeply despite never knowing you or understanding your research methods because your wild guess about physics seems reasonably believable on a surface level and I shall not endeavour to confirm whether or not you’re actually correct, but spread it to others with misplaced confidence!

Gorillas will tear off your face and testicles AFAIK. Just imagine the depraved shit a human would do to you assuming they could get away with it without repercussion.

They wouldn’t hesitate to fuck you up.

James? Here!

Kieran? Here, Miss!

Korn? RRRRRRRRATN AAAAHHH TN MAAHHHHH OOOOHHH YATTANAH HOOOO REE ATTNN YAAAAA, Miss!

I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.

On a side note: if it’s a placebo and it works, it still works!