Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he’s an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn’t get irritated from chafing?

I’m merely human, so my skin wouldn’t appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.

I don’t like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It’ll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.

I just wanted to add that I’m pretty sure Trump is jealous that Putin has something that he doesn’t… owning an entire country.

He wants to be like Putin and Kim Jong Un and is playing some warped version of “keeping up with the Joneses” to the detriment of our entire country. It’s a disgusting display of self absorption I never thought possible.

That’s literally it. He’s going to try to become a dictator so he can boost his fucking ego and not be ‘outdone’ by someone else.

They could start wearing those lead vests radiologists put on you when you get an xray alongside the aluminum hats. We know those definitely block radiation at least. Maybe a combo would make it block mind control rays extra good.

My husband and I are the same height. Never understood the whole tall dude preference/requirement but people are into different things I guess. A nice side perk is I can borrow his shirts and not be swimming in them. They’re still baggy and comfortable from the different cut, but not so big the sleeves cover my hands.

Your comment reminds me of that time The Wall Street Journal unironically told people to save money by skipping breakfast.