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You know their names? So let me guess, the demure one is on the left in that photo up there
You know their names? So let me guess, the demure one is on the left in that photo up there
Oh, I thought it was the dad from ALF.
But if they’re twins, why choose a favorite?
Well yeah when people go there expecting to rent DVDs only to discover all they can get is sunscreen now
I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤
Dangit
WHAT? Y’all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn’t strong enough, this is not its intended use!
a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!
I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.
chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.
Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm
If you don’t feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you’re gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you’ve made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.
Okay but why do you think adults having affairs are sad? They’re out there chasing tail and they’re getting some.
Dangit I came to Lemmy last night to ask a question about SIM cards and you got me all distracted and made me forget
Ooh-la-LA that’s a fun sex mark
(By the way, here’s a more effective way to delete your comments: highlight all the text in your comment then click delete. Then leave a punctuation mark or a hashtag in the comment field. Then save the comment like that. This will overwrite the comment you no longer want people to see. Because nothing is ever deleted.)
All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don’t want anything else. can I still participate?
Good God
I’m sure the builders were paid extremely well for their troubles, so they can afford the cost of living and they can all buy their own houses.
haha jk I know that’s not how the real world works. The people who work the hardest get paid the least and they can barely survive.
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