*pulls out guitar

This is Ground Control to Major Tom

That’s messed up. Sorry for your loss.

My ex GF had a roommate who was taking this stuff and apparently frequently woke up with empty bags of McDonald’s or Taco Bell on the bed, meaning he’d literally sleepwalk to his car, go to the drive thru, order, drive back, and eat, all without remembering any of it the next day. No idea how this stuff is even legal, it’s a miracle he never ended up in a car accident.

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No. The concept of money is millenia old and likely too useful to discard. What MIGHT change is how that money is implemented. Wouldn’t be the first time either.

Android users: “iPhones are stupid, Apple is a greedy and evil company”

Also Android users:

You realize that there is no apple.

The lawful evil kind.

Yes that looks totally real and not like AI at all

Username checks out

I hope it was(n’t) cocaine…

Neat. Thanks for sharing.

Scheiße 💩

You definitely won’t regret smoking 20 cigarettes…

Pretty sure that’s a Bart Simpson phone prank

You gotta wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Cox were thinking naming their son Michael. Or Holden…

Say your prayers, little one

Thanks, I hate it.

Hope you enjoyed

If better = worse