Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?
That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
And my axe!
Exactly…awesome!
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You already have a bunch of suggestions, here are a few more of my favorite sci-fi names/characters that I didn’t see…
Hari / Salvor (both from Asimov’s Foundation series) Rico (from Heinlein’s Starship Troopers) Leto / Duncan (both from Herbert’s Dune) Ender (from Card’s Ender’s Game series) Filip (from Corey’s The Expanse series)
Honorable mentions Fry (Futurama) Jar-Jar (Binks)
A third Bill and Ted movie (Face the Music) came out in 2020, did you see that one?
What…what are you doing step-turkey?
Shrimp.
A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.