NoSpiritAnimal

You’re not very picky.

Refrigerating bread makes the yeast crystals break down and go stale faster. Heat can fix this, but only once or twice. This is why toasting stale bread brings it back a bit.

Freezing bread is the correct way, as it stops the yeast crystals in their tracks, rather than breaking them down. Reheating frozen bread gives you almosy fresh bread.

Think about how bread is stored before you buy it. Unless it’s only partially cooked, it’s not refrigerated.

Dude looks like he was animated by Pixar.

Kos, like coast without the T, Omak like Oh, and Mach like faster than sound.

If an Arabic speaker is bothering you, simply tell them “Kos Omak”

No, the Bible is used to hold women down by these “Christians”.

In actuality it mostly contradicts itself, or says that men and women are equal.

The first evidence people usually cite is 1 Corinthians 11-16. This is the part that talks about women must be silent. However, it says the in the very same passage that they can pray and prophecise in the church. It also says women must remain covered. There are not many even far-right American churches where this is followed. Because we looked at that part and said “huh, Paul is writing to the culture he lives in here and we need to view it through that lens, rather than as actual instructions”.

Indeed the same man that supposedly wrote “Women must remain silent in church” also wrote letters extolling the virtues of female leadership of his early Christian church.

And in Galatians 3:28 he says “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

The culture at the time was patriarchal and women had no rights, but Jesus always preached the antithesis of this, and if Christians were honest about what Christ believed the world would be a much much better place.

This looks like the discount and out of season pile at the back of the store. Note the Halloween decorations in the background.

Just want to add that we’re talking about a tool that can be used to remove rings stuck on any appendage, not just cocks.

The top isn’t even the real inner boot. You’ll note OP has a weird panel screwed into theirs. Here is an image with both sets:

Here is the bottom of the moon-boot:

Terrific username for posting cloaca facts

If you don’t have a cloaca you can’t use birds

Roll for initiative

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

The twins, Matt and All Day I Dream About Sex

Freak on a baby leash

This protip only works for Cops

I absolutely hate the idea of AI replacing working artists, but the meme possibilities are incredible

Riddick is the most interesting thing Diesel has ever produced. I love these movies. They’re a bit self serious and sorta cheesy, but a lot of the best scifi is.

Spotify is a prime example of this. There are so many “features” I hate and that no one has asked for, yet shuffle doesn’t even work.

Everytime I start spotify in ny office after listening on my commute, it tries to start playing on my phone since that was playing in my car.

Or when I was still there, Reddit search. Absolutely useless and so fucking smarmy with that stupid doge.