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Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.
Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.
Murtaugh: Riggs! You can’t go around telling people the department has problems because of all the Jews in charge! Especially not on camera!
Riggs: Am I too old for this shit? No, it’s the Jews who are wrong.
You talk about your feelings and look for strategies to deal with your emotions.
I set shit on fire to create the philosopher’s stone.
We are not the same.
I’m working toward dissociation by getting higher. Give it an hour or two.
Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.
Whatever you do, don’t give them mushrooms. If our two alien species join forces, the results could be catastrophic.
Often caused by an imbalance in brain chemicals, which can be corrected with medicine.
Get diagnosed and take your meds. It’s a world of difference.
No, there are no consequences. I specifically requested it.
All this time and energy wasted on chatbots, cancer research, and what have you. What we need is a universal robotic liver, so that we can all stay drunk all the time with no consequences.
HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)
The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.
Nightly quit-hibernation is time theft from your employer.
Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick’s Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.
For real. No longer compatible with whatever bullshit Elon is pulling today.
I’m surprised it’s only 25%. These days, I’d figure at least 40% would be in the lowest quartile. Has anyone checked the math on this?
I wonder what I’ve said no to more all-time - Microsoft’s spy- and bloatware or the YouTube tv free trial.
Maybe it’s methane release. Maybe it’s gasses from the sea floor we knew nothing about. We have no fucking clue what climate change is going to look like. PR firms told scientists to put the lowest projections in press releases for the last decade. The real numbers are both grim and proving to be optimistic.
As it turns out, the math was all wrong. Who knows why? Maybe all the Earth’s various systems are interrelated, and when one system collapses it causes dozens of other systems to collapse. Maybe Earth and the delicate balance that enabled life to grow on this planet is a little more sensitive to sudden, radical change than we thought.
Maybe all the people who lied about climate change since the 1970s lied about more shit we’re going to find out about shortly now that we can’t stop it from happening. But they’ll still make their profits and get their taxpayer-funded subsidies, so capitalism is working as intended.
They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
Liberals are dismissive of conservatives. You can only hate people so much when you infantilize them.
The right is too angry to listen, and the left is too arrogant to listen.
This is how democracy dies.
That’s sadness. Modern American cinema is not subtle.