MmmmEEEEE FLAVORED WATER, 13 CENTS!!
MmmmEEEEE FLAVORED WATER, 13 CENTS!!
We are part of an exclusive, limited-time-only club
This just in: all scientists are gay and im going to marry them
First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal
Every house has Family Atomics stowed away. Heirlooms from before the Shaddah Emporer.
I’m afraid we’ll see less and less insects every summer until we all die of starvation or exposure
I barely know 'er
Listen up, buster, don’t you go trashing LSD just because you don’t like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD
We killed them and displaced the rest so damn fast that we forgot all the major slurs for them
Pardon my 🤮, but please don’t remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.
They’re a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.
dammit I should know this by now lma
Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.
I hope the pills were blue because they were viagra, because, even though I despise a lot of what the man has done, I will suck him off to completion for finally fucking dropping out.
Right click on him and click “print.” Then where you pick a printer choose “convert/print to PDF.”
The man is all center mass and he went for the smallest target: trumps brain
Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.
I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read