I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a centrifuge
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it’s only used once.
He is not well liked.
My favorites are flesh fries
You could make it run git pop
until it clears the whole stash
If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.