That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

That hole has served us greatly

Btw this is a parody account

My dude, this is one of the strangest hills I have ever seen someone defend with such animosity.

Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

I still do, but I used to, too.

Haha I never seen that one.

Ive seen the dog one.

I dunno about that. I only buy natural and take a few months to eat it.

Never refrigerated.

Wait people leave kimchi out of the fridge?

Putting it in the fridge slows the fermentation process to trap the right flavor. Otherwise it’s a bit TOO kimchi-y and not so tasty.

I’m laughing way too hard at this thank you

I just realized ketchup in restaurants stay out at room temperature.

I always had ketchup in the fridge because it gives the mustard company.

This is going to sound like a real stupid question.

When you unfreeze it, does it get sad looking and taste funny?

Or am I doing something wrong?

I read that in the 90s and having burned through thousands of batteries to power my Gameboy, i would have done anything to get more juice.

You could have literally told me that kissing the battery before you tuck it into the Gameboy slot gave 3% more juice and I would have did it.

Can the president declare them traitors and no longer fit for duty, thus ousting them physically?

Without outing yourself… Can you share where?

Or even a population size.

In the big cities I’m in, they’ve become deserts.

People use Amazon instead of the mall because they can still afford the Temu-level garbage Amazon sells.

I mean a few reasons.

• Pricing is better on Amazon vs mall. I can get a Gangsta Luffy T-shirt at $12 vs $20 at hot topic
• Inventory is significantly bigger. Outside of clothes, I can’t imagine not finding the exact online version and compare
• Malls are kinda ugly now. Many are indoor and just wall to wall commercialism.
• People suck. Naked dude stealing stop signs and angry Karen about the take a dump on the escalator.
• Driving vs ship to door.
• Both have temu-level garbage, but it’s cheaper on Amazon.

My incel 30yo cousin loves Musk as of last year.

He used to tweet at Musk to say things like “good job” and swore if he could get Musk to see him, he’d wow him with a billion dollars.

He’s the kind of guy who would watch a 4 hour YouTube video of a book summary, rather than read the book. And Ive been slowly deprogramming him because he’s in his 30s and miserable, and realizing Joe Rogan lied to him.

Mastadon is a thing. It’s wild people choose between two closed networks.