I’m speaking from experience.

What if I told you, “not necessarily?”

He is busy having an entirely heterosexual dinner date with his heterosexual female Christian girlfriend.

make it run E=mc² miles per hour

You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.

Also, you failed high school physics.

/sorry

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

Getting nostalgia hits thinking about loading up some version of WaaS (AOL script kiddie program for those unaware) that used Shoots and Ladders for a startup jingle, and I’m replying to ZeroCool. Hah.

Well sure I like free video games too.

Er…

And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all

But but but corporations are people, too!!! 😢

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Dumb story time:

Many years ago when meeting up with friends for drinks, one brought along her classmate/friend from out of town. I already thought she was cute, but then talking about work (as a jr. sysadmin at the time) she talks about her CS classes and that she was into Linux, so this was already “head over heels” territory for very early-twenties dork me.

So I decided to be saucy and asked her, “pico or vi?”

She immediately responded, “pico is for pussies.”

After I replaced my jaw, I did the only logical thing I could think of and proposed to her on the spot. I never saw her again.

I get it, but unlike reddit, there aren’t a million other comments to sift through, and my other one is right there with this one at the bottom because a bunch of seriously humorless people jump to the conclusion that I’m a musk lover due to a off-handed quip about NACS ports on EVs.

Granted, I’m serious in that it’s infinitely better than the behemoth ridiculousness that is either CCS Combo 1 or 2, but this objective truth that is known by anyone that has used both, and has nothing to do with sucking the dick of a malignant narcissist. But I digress.

People in lemmyshitpost are taking shit way too fucking seriously.

Great, I’m the jerk that shows up a few years afterward, inspecting the errant arm and elephant trunk wondering what the actual F the original programmer was thinking.

Then I cut off the trunk and slap a dog nose on it because I hate VB.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

Yeah no idea why that went to top level in response to “Iwanttofuckspez” from my inbox.

But nice ASSumption on the bot thing, guy.

I hate musk, and the fact that you call me a “carbrain” from a joke post speaks volumes about your own fragility.

That’s a function of the electronics, not the physical connection. The NACS connection is far superior to either CCS standard, and it’s not even close.

And fuck no, Musk is a piece of shit that can judas cradle himself on his “X” sign for all I care.

Germans know how to learn from their mistakes ;)

This showed up elsewhere a few days ago and I’d be more than happy to become a E.U. citizen, then promptly don my best muddled Irish accent to harangue the backwoods yokels in ridiculous pickup trucks that would be amassed along the French and Swiss borders so I could better fit in with you European folk. Then I’d flee to Amsterdam or something.

Uh, you guys really need to forget the CCS nonsense and adopt the superior NACS Tesla charging ports, though.

So, seems obvious the image would be on a sign on the side of the road adjacent to the direction of travel, showing the figure walking towards the road into traffIc.

Then there are those that are backwards…

Russia is fleeing the war they started, Ukraine is chasing them down, Belarus is running to lick Putin’s ass and Estonia is itching to kick Putin’s ass. Poland is standing defiantly in the middle guarding between Assholeland and the West.

Then the Irish guy is clearly just drunk and stumbling backwards into the road. I can relate.

Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader ‘lamp’ that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he’s a dick in Star Wars.

Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn’t known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!