If I get her into bed would that be a threesome?
If I get her into bed would that be a threesome?
This reminds me of camping in my youth with my alcoholic uncle.
Or any Walmart you’d walk into in America.
Why are you scared of oranges?
You can’t fuck it up more so why not?
How old was the daughter?
Now it’s just Austin Butler.
What about one of them putting their balls in the other’s holes?
It seems you just want to watch them fuck and I’m okay with that.
I think they are cute.
Kind of a trolly post, no?
Do you not take vacations and work from home in your one bathroom place?
Having the intelligence to create technology but not enough intelligence to understand the implications.
If it’s under spiders can make a nest between the toilet paper and the wall so you’re wiping your ass or coochie with that.
Taco Bell fart during a blowjob.
Harambe was 2016, we shifted in 2010.
Does it come in a vagina shape yet?
The Mandela Effect caused by running the Large Hadron Collider for the first time, shifting us into an alternate universe.
Deliverance didn’t have drunk uncles.