Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

It’s a Werther’s originals flavored mcflurry really, so not that hard to name it

What’s crazy to me is that if you go to a smoothie place, they add sugar. I have to specify that my mango and fruit smoothies don’t require additional sugar cause their recipes add it for some reason

I hear he got a couple of new assholes poked into him. 22 to be exact. Regrettable but I won’t shed a tear

Mean I guess but he brings it on himself. He’s into it.

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?

I bought a Roots coat 12 years ago. It was originally 300 but got it for half price. Warmest coat I’ve ever owned, and it is still my winter coat to this day. It might need an insulation replacement this year, but that costs like $20. Every other bit of that coat is still in great condition

I don’t know about now, but a couple years back you’d see lineups out the door at that place, I always wondered where people get the money

It’s not about self defense. As long as you match, and don’t exceed the aggressor’s energy, you’re within your rights. If someone punches you, you can punch back but you can’t pile drive the guy, but you can hit back just as hard.

The punch the FedEx driver threw wasn’t meant to be fatal and was an acceptable retaliation after being verbally abused, then physically assaulted. It’s not his fault the aggressor was glass Joe.

Can you imagine the smell of an old man who eats nothing but McDonald’s, shitting himself?

Look up photos, it’s fairly noticable

Took me a sec

I see absolutely no difference whatsoever between the two terms. Even stigma wise. Being homeless isn’t a good thing, stop trying to make it sound nice unless you want people to think it’s nice and ignore it

I’m Canadian and have watched Parliament meetings, it’s like watching a bunch of angry kids yelling insults at each other. It’s such a shit show

Where are all the “y’all calling Drake a pedo cause you’re jealous!” People now? I remember how hard they defended his creep years ago when people started talking about his creepiness

He looks like Martin Sheen

Jerked off to 256kb jpegs

It’s honestly the exact same thing, almost the exact same word and it means the exact same thing. It isn’t gonna help anything. These labels just help the keyboard activists feel like they did something