She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know

No more swapping on modern Android. The apps just run side-by-side.

*Froot Loops

Don’t pretend that enshittifiation isn’t real.

You sound pleasant.

You have to play by regulation rules for competition Monopoly. Which I have adjudicated.

It’s a joke, buddy.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about refurbishing and reselling horses.

My wife’s hospital had a taqueria

Because fuck you, that’s why.

Also, freedoms or something, I dunno.

The statement for my wife’s first month-long hospital stint was upwards of $957k.

It’s illegal to walk to Costco

Americans don’t read.

Curieous!

Walz, Gore, Mondale

Me: nards

When you say you “had friends for dinner” …

What about the ones you did like?

Yes. That’s a major component of the “valley girl” accent.

Yeah she’s great? but notice how her inflection consistently goes up? at the end of sentences? or clauses?