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Cake day: August 8th, 2023

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  • > be me, chinese triad

    > no fear

    > hanging with fellow triad bros at our safe house

    > suddenly, a weird unkempt man stumbles in at 1 am

    > goes straight up to our most feared boss

    > keeps repeating the word ‘food’ while staring at him without blinking for 5 minutes

    > his eyes are as red as blood

    > must be some kind of demon

    > we give him food to prevent the wrath of the heavens

    > he eats it, says something about explosions and stars

    > leaves

    > we’re all sweating, realizing that if we hadn’t given him food, he would have blown us up before going back to the stars

    > everyone in that room fled the country, hoping never to see the demon again

    > be me, chinese triad

    > one fear












  • Compromises are useful when you want something. When your side is about to win you don’t blow up the organization unless you have a mental problem.

    Exactly. Like when the north was about to win the civil war, Lincoln allowed some slavery to be legal.

    Or when the allies were on the brink of victory, they went and allowed some concentraition camps to open again.

    Also, folding and voting against human rights to keep your hand on some property doesn’t sound like winning to me.

    Maybe you meant the Charlie Sheen kind of “winning”?

    Also, from what I can tell the gay bishops voted for the compromise. If they thought it was the right way to handle it, I am not going to shame them for it.

    I will! Fuck them, it was a shit decision, good job appeasing the regressives, well done guys.