For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

They knew

This is the only answer that makes sense.

You and the thong both make good points

Seems like a pants problem

6 years later: AAAAAAAAA!

Its object oriented programming. The object is to get investors $$$

I receive pets. You receive petting me.

This is so perfect

Which song are they singing?

Poo poo poo poo poo poo

Schrodinger’s anti-matter cat. Put it in a box with regular cat. You won’t know if they annihilate each other until you open the box.

How do these paid shills for big Nintendo even get the job in the first place? Asking for a friend.

More like a vehicular version of the Riker maneuver.

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Buzz Aldren’s real name was Ba weep granna weep ninny bong Aldren

Jinkies

This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Mike interviews contractors for their construction project. He rejects everyone that says they can do it and hires the guy that tells him it’s impossible.

The year was 1990. A kid stole my WWF ring and wrestlers. I will never forgive or forget.