All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

You may not like it, but this is peak performance.

Actually, you probably would like it.

Isn’t it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always ‘not available in your region’?

Gaslighting Gatekeeping Girlboss?

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Capitalism may be the biggest crisis in our lifetime, but from a geological time-frame its a self-resolving problem.

I heard that the Inuit people fuck every part of the man, no part is wasted.

Ok I will upvote this, but only because I don’t feel well informed enough to form a proper critical opinion about it.

He doesn’t try to prevent crime, he simply delights in the sadistic act of beating up criminals, which is ironically a crime.

He instantly judges people based on which side of the law they stand on, but when he is declared a criminal himself, he doesn’t even attempt to reflect on it. He just keeps punching.

When his own friend is revealed to be a rapist, murderer and war criminal(?), he has no interest [“I’m not concerned with speculating on the moral lapses of men who died in their country’s service”], because he doesn’t actually care about crime, he just uses ‘fighting crime’ as an excuse for his real passion, beating up those he considers undesirables.

He’s a hypocrite (and a fascist).

It’s the same story with tons of films: Taxi Driver, Joker, The Boys, Watchmen. They get universal praise from the left and right.

The Left: “This insightful satire shows the protagonist’s slow descent from obsession and inceldom into terrorism and psychopathy. It serves as a stark reminder of how these thought patterns are the beginnings of a societal tragedy.”

The Right: “I fucking love this guy. He just shoots the people he doesn’t like. Based. Highly recommended.”

Bro would it be weird if we rubbed armpits to swap microbiomes

Often antiperspirants create a cycle of dependency. They kill off some of the benign bacteria and favour the ones that produce strong body odour, so if you stop using them you stink.

I grew up in a region where no-one used antiperspirant or deodorant. Nobody smelt bad. People have a smell, but its not strong.

When I moved to the city and smelt post-basketball teenage BO, it was so bad.

I dont use antipersperant. I have asked many people if I smell, all agree I dont.

Ok, now calculate the energy required to type that reply, nerd.

But seriously, fair point. I don’t know physics.

Now do the forces required to push all that vomit up to 14m

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I’m happy to eat bugs. Lobsters are basically bugs.

Don’t conflate the ecologically sustainable practice of bug-eating with American fascist secret service bullshit.