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Clearly Todd Hernández has been watching a group of children at a slumber party, and the first thing he says when they wake is “Oh good, you’re despierto,” followed by the words above.
I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.
Does “mane charring” via “excessive friction” on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.
“Fine” being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you’re looking at something that rhymes with “complicating crank”.
Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.
Describe your code to ChatGPT 3.5, let it recreate what it thinks your code does and then paste it as a question on Stack Overflow
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
Its pretty apt
I see what you did there
Remy was avocado toast for Halloween
Tried to claim Dokdo West
Ted Cruz press office getting real weird lately
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Using Mull with NoScript through Mullvad
That is some truly malicious compliance on what is clearly a sticker
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If you ferment your pears, you get something that mimics cider!
You’ll know it was a mimic if it turns into a coffee cup halfway down your throat
Yes, oral support is the best
Turkey: The Tommy Tuberville of NATO
You can make a very nice (and strong) Dalgona with Cafe Bustelo instant coffee
You’re more likely to solve the problem by yelling into a pillow
You mean the Casper Original Pillow I’m buying with Klarna for 4 easy payments of $39.95 at 29.99% interest?
I hear they’re partnering with Amazon on a new version that has a tiny Alexa speaker in it that will whisper ads in your ear while you’re sleeping unless you pay them $15 to turn it off. It’s called the Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers.
Yelling: ALEXA! HOW CAN I GET CONSUMER PROTECTION IN THE UNITED STATES?
Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. By the way, did you know that Amazon Pharmacy is now selling antidepressants at a discounted price? To order, just say “Add Xanax to my next drone delivery”. To receive the discount, say “I waive my right to sue Amazon via the justice system and agree to private corporate arbitration until the end of time!”
That’s not a very efficient way to clean a hammer