so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?

what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”

checkmate?

ok mr. what does the fox say

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Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here’s what it was supposed to be.

apparently Lemmy thinks this is such a stupid question it doesn’t belong on NoStupidQuestions 🤷‍♀️

For Lemmy specifically, I don’t think police need to be abolished.

of course that’s a thing

yeah, I recently got “god of war” for $20 which is absolutely dope as hell

By the way for those that think they’re gonna use actual grenades on children, they’re just foam “fordy mike mikes” (40mm) that are designed to fit in a grenade launcher. Pepper balls are similar to pepper spray (but iirc it’s a bit stronger)

doesn’t make it better lol

id love to get paid in 2009 laptops and vodka :/

ok genuine question from someone who wants to make a website but has no experience in it other than a HTML class and doesn’t want to resort to a cushy GUI based website maker, How do I make a website? I’m not talking about the HTML, I got that part down. I’m talking about how do I actually get a domain and host? I tried doing it and got like a $5 domain, but the host was like $30 for a year which was too much for me and couldn’t figure out how to selfhost with my extremely limited knowledge. Is that just what it costs to have a website or is there an easier way?

is the image AI? it seems a tad off for some reason

ooo I see. Thank you.

I’m sure this is really funny but… what?

EDIT: TLDR circa Decoy321 ‘Cureing’ is preserving food often by using smoke. ‘Cureing’ is also healing medical conditions.
Smoking CAUSES medical conditions, and it is the joke that curing heals when smoking hurts.

also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible

also, knowing you are listening to the same exact tick tock that has been heard for centuries

AI controlled music is legit a cool idea, just thumbs up or down the song it played to change it and show me new cool stuff.

Except Google.

skimming the text I’m just like “yeah corporation, yeah yeah monopoly, yeah yeah angry video game nerd, yeah yeah WAIT WHAT”

except that awful default UI

I work at a grocery store and get paid $13 an hour to bring them back inside. With my experience being shown to you, I hope this expression can have some more effect as to further express my perseption of your actions.

Fuck. You.

Remember that non electric cars are still dangerous too. I saw a gas car wreck today on the side of the interstate that had 2 firetrucks, an ambulance and about 3 cop cars. That isn’t going to make the same level of national attention as this is.

News sites like to over dramatize green energy dangers and will tell you that birds running Into windmills is a massive issue and ignore that statistically fossil fuels cause ~50x more bird deaths per unit of energy than windmills (iirc).

Yes, the cybertruck sucks and probably should be banned, but it’s still green energy and you can’t let it distract you from the benefits of all electric vehicles.