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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

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    We have one $450 Toto and one cheap one from Luxe that currently sells on Amazon for $63. I actually prefer the Luxe because it sprays harder. It just uses the ambient water pressure while the Toto self-pressurizes. I think my wife prefers the Toto because of the other functions like the heated seat and the preheated water.

    When I have to poop away from home I feel like a barbarian. I seriously miss the bidets when I travel or have to poop at work.



















  • It seems like they need another dose of awe. I haven’t needed to do this in a few years.

    Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly several times…

    Ummm, what’s going on here? It should have plebtky of juice left. I haven’t used it in ages!

    Metal grinding on metal.

    Shit… The battery is corroded!

    Voices from outside

    Burn him! Burn the witch!