These people definitely exist, and 1/3 of the time they find each other.

Sokath, his eyes covered. (Samsung has tons of phones and mics everywhere too) Does anyone actually use Bixby though?

Google, it’s pockets laden. (meh, they already have listening devices everywhere, two more won’t really make a difference)

essentially raw but seared on the outside.

Well, there’s “blue rare” too, but also those steak pics are all sharing the same half pixel between them.

The room is in vacuum, the person is dying from hypoxia, the wasps are a hallucination.

ಠ_ಠ

RedHat: Any of these, but you’re paying a barista to make it.

Even Satoru Gogo would have trouble with this shit

Well, the secret is getting batteries as cheaply as possible, how you get there is the magic of capitalism*

• please ignore the piles of contaminated child bones behind the factory

It is! This is a year old remake of a 2017 meme, seemingly by the same person. There’s a video too

I know this answer is flippant and dickish, but:

python3 -m http.server 80

shadowsocks seems to be the best way for now.

sweet baby rays

xubuntu

edubuntu

Ubuntu MATE

Ubuntu Kylin

Ubuntu Budgie

And cinnamon and unity for bonus points.

and that’s 10 🤝

Rizz is exactly the kind of slang our screaming twenties was missing.

The 1920’s was top of the slang game.

plot twist: It’s a Brother monochrome laser printer.

Yeah, I remember now. the name squatting was from people putting malicious packages under misspelled names of well known packages, like “requets” instead of requests.

I’ve been there, I have friends there now! Your health is worth more than money.

Get your ass to that hospital, money be damned!!

This sounds very serious. At this point, you need to decide if you want to live and possibly be paying medical debt off for a while, or die.

Definitely put up a go fund me, but SWEET JESUS don’t let the thought of medical debt drive you to what is essentially suicide.

Google tells me this:

Medical bills are generally classified as nonpriority unsecured debts, and they’re a type of debt most likely to be discharged, or wiped clean, in a bankruptcy.

A bankruptcy follows you for a decade or less, so worst case, declare bankruptcy.