Completely off topic but…
You’re drinking 3-4 coffees a day? Is that normal for the people around you as well?
I only ask because that’s an insane amount of caffeine for me. I think I’d be bouncing off the walls 😄

Yeah. We were there! Or close enough… It was a glorious week where everything lined up perfectly… Then we overshot and we are in this clusterfuck of nonsense.

Last company I worked at used Typescript, but used any for everything… I have no idea why. I never got an actual answer.

They have that much information on us I’d be surprised if AI was even useful to them.

OOP could be a fully functional Artificial Intelligence in a video game and no one would notice.

And my axe!

People don’t just go around lying on the internet. Especially in greentext format. That would be dishonest.

Why not? If you needed to pass the bar (or similar exam) and you had to complete police training we’d have to pay police a pretty good salary. They would be comparable with doctors in terms of qualifications and career investment.

It would have to be cringe to be accurate

The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

You’re not. Jetbrains users are just a lot more vocal. It’s like vegans or people who vape. They will let you know 😉

This could have worked really well if done properly.

Including a broken video link, briefly asking for help from the teacher before turning back and saying “Actually, let’s make this a learning experience”.
Slide 1: Linking Broken Videos.
“It’s important when you use videos to make sure the video file exists on your thumb drive! If you’re using YouTube links, then just double check the video still exists before your presentation and make sure to have backups. If you’re linking to a file host it’s always worth making sure you don’t meet the free quota and have it blocked as a really unfortunate time”.
Gesture strongly and drop remote.
“Whoops! Let me get that”.
Slide 2: Dropping the Remote.
“So make sure you don’t gesture too wildly when you’re presenting. It can look pretty odd if you’re flailing around”
Slide 3: Inflatable arm flailing tube man video (properly linked).
“Talking with your hands is good for emphasis, but make sure to be reasonable and use your non-dominant hand so you don’t throw things at Suzie. Sorry Suzie”
Smile at person near where the remote fell.

If your presentation is about pitfalls to avoid in presentations then it could go down really well and could be seen as clever and funny. You have to have confidence to pull it off. Make mistakes, but be sure of yourself and make them a part of the presentation.

Sounds like OP was just trying to be funny and not clever, which can come across as awkward if the confidence is lacking. You might get a laugh during your presentation, you might not. Doesn’t matter because every mistake made by anyone else will get a smile now. It simultaneously takes the weight off others for making mistakes and legitimises your presentation by making it appear relevant.

I say all of this as someone who had zero confidence in school and would absolutely not have been able to pull this off. Confidence is just a fake it til you make it thing. You will be awkward at first, but learn to laugh at yourself and it gets a lot easier.

It’s a word used by children who are worried their mum will yell at them for saying bitch.

Liar.

This is what confuses me. No one is making these people work so hard. Just have a bowl of dry cereal and a glass of milk.

You could always start switching over then give up half way through. Then you’d be like your Grandpa England.

If you’re paying someone $40 an hour who doesn’t know what a rectangle is then I think you’re the problem.

Couldn’t afford that 4th “e” huh? I get it. They are getting pricey.

It makes sense why they did it, but their messed up versioning was the cause to begin with. You should always assume Devs will cut corners in inappropriate ways.

Because they have dozens of years of experience! They didn’t learn anything from it, but they have it!