I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.

It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

I don’t think you should have dry ice anywhere near that part of the body

Must be an interesting audit.

IRS agent: so you put down that you received a “Cincinnati Steamer” as part of your compensation for employing this vendor.

Dude: that’s right

IRS agent: please describe what goes into a Cincinnati Steamer so I can assign it to a category or categories. Also do you happen to have her W2s and social security number?

Dude: sure, and no I don’t have her paperwork. Surprisingly she didn’t share it with me.

I imagine what is going on is the answers on the multiple choice questions weren’t random and you were picking up on the pattern then retroconing a justification. Say for example

• A. 12
• B. 14
• C. 11
• D. 68

You threw out D right away because it was much different and argued that it had to be A or C because being off by one is an easy mistake. Now it’s just a question if even or odd, so you looked for a divide by 2. If found you went odd, if you found a multiple by 2 you went even.

Added to this you probably noticed a pattern. If C was the correct answer the next one was always A, etc.

If you aren’t convinced that its just really good test taking ability it would be pretty easy to use an AI and make it quiz you.

Well on the bright side I am sure this person has a bunch of new followers on X. Granted most of them are trying to build a criminal case against him for further profoundly dumb posts but still. All publicity is good publicity

They thought about it but were too afraid of the IRS to do it.

It used to be tax deductable to bribe government officials of foreign governments.

Unrelated, if you get bribed in time with a hooker do you report it based on what she charges or fair market rate or is there a set amount? I feel like someone at the IRS sat down and came up with an answer to this.

I wonder when they will go all Boeing and GE. The day when all they will have left is the ability to buy their own stock and lobby from the government for free money. Imagine the platonic peak form of health insurance. Processing no claims whatsoever.

Funny picture, not accurate, but pretty funny. The US is the only developed nation with a life expectancy going down. Hovering around a low established in 1996. Canada on the other hand continues to increase with a tiny rate of growth dip during the worse of Covid. Worse pandemic in its history and all she gets it from it was people were living longer each year at a slower rate.

The proceeding was a paid message brought to you by Atena.

Atena, the last time we paid out was 1998 and we fired the person who did that so it won’t happen again.

People with broken cameras have no money and their data isn’t worth selling.

3. Won’t happen.

Like how Disneyworld did.

Privately peeing on a grave.

Some insurance group put up a billboard on the route I use to go to work telling us how we all suffer from insurance fraud.

Each and every time I went past it I would try to imagine how much I would have to hate a person in order to side with the enemy against them. No saint and I never pretended to be one but I still wouldn’t do that.

My house was built in the 19th century. We have a shortage of closet space. I assume that clothing was much more expensive back in the day so they had less of it.

Many people on the spectrum go through life with speakers blasting in their ears, wearing steel wool for clothing, and staring at the light output of a small sun. Additionally picking up on tiny flickers in sound and light.

So if your entire day is your senses screaming at you when you get home you kinda want dim lights and less noise.

I assume the image here is someone teasing a friend playing up a preference as a kryptonite-like substance.

It’s the noise of a forklift backing up and air compressors for me. I never said a word about it but I noticed one of the factory workers always turns it off when he sees me. Really appreciate it and I give him homemade baked goods.

Think my wife turns on the vacuum cleaner when she is angry at me, but that is probably too cynical.

I remember reading about this in a textbook back in uni. Might as well have been in the telegraph era