Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!
Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!
Seat’s taken
She wanted to cum on your face
Where do you set the weight loose
Then you will want some tits, then a vagina, then a boyfriend…then a husband…I mean where does it end?!!
Better hope they don’t have a pistol or eat your face off next time they see you
Don’t go, it’s a trap
Go get a escort
YOU and I appreciate it because I’m lactose intolerant and can’t afford plant milks
I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater
Look at Mr Big shot over here guys, buying bags of taters. Cash money bidness
I’ve seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress
You can throw directly in microwave
I’m talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.
Merican and a touch of Mexican