Shut up, brain! When we were 9, you didn’t even know what cringe was!
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
Shut up, brain! When we were 9, you didn’t even know what cringe was!
I look forward to the day when I pass my screen name on to my son…
That’s not really a shitpost. That’s fucking good!
Reminds me of a stinger for Adult Swim or something from the early days of MTV animation or the art style Liquid Death uses.
Step outside into the heat and your sweat will instantly steam them out. Thanks global warming!
“Dry-cleaners hate this one millenial secret!”
And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.
Tylenol, acetaminophen in the US.
It’s paracetamol everywhere else.
Somehow the dog always knows…
The torch has been passed…
Just use a muffin pan, people! Then you’ve got 12 personal brownies that are all edge.
There’s so many that totally need to come back…
I’m a big fan of Roosevelt’s “mind that functions at six guinnea pig power” and “fragrant man swine.”
Sites like that saved me thousands getting my psych degree. God bless professors like this. Also the ones who were like, “the new edition of the book you need for this semester is $500, but you can get the previous edition for $5 at this site. Here’s copies of the pages that were changed.” or “I photocopied every page you need for this semester from the book for all of you.”
I’ll take the shoebox(full of perfect diamonds, thanks xkcd!) and just for fun, the almost 10k calories of cheese for added wealth, opulence, and because I really love cheese. Some cheeses are worth hundreds of dollars a pound.
From a quick Google search, I saw a guy managed to fit 7,400 dollar bills into a shoebox. $10,000 bills are no longer printed but still valid, legal currency. Assuming that’s the max. That’s $74,000,000. You could dupe the box and net $148 mil.
However, thinking bigger. Go with a shoebox full of perfect diamonds. The value could conceivably be in the billions.
You forgot the sound of a Sunchips bag. My not even conceived children are going to be deaf because I opened one back in the 90s.
This is a little too coincidental…
This morning I woke up with sinus infection and my pack decided to self destruct…
Either I’m in the matrix or I’m gonna need some thoughts, likes, and prayers ASAP… Trying to find another one online quickly before my time runs out!
If you like ginger beer, Bundaberg is pretty damn good if you can find it. Costco used to carry it, but I haven’t looked lately.
If you want super strong, Fever-Tree was actually too much for me. It’s a good mixer though for mules if you really want the flavor to come through.
Oh come on…
You can’t hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it…
That’s like putting out a bell and telling people they can’t ring it!