At least you were a straight A student in your grammar nazi classes!

https://youtube.com/shorts/lVuaiqexkgA

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame. Darlin’, you give joke a bad name.

Neither is Metallica. That’s not how this works, isn’t it? People come because they know the band name, remember good old songs, and so on.

GNR doesn’t have any concerts right now, so I can only use this data: https://www.rateyourseats.com/tickets/guns-n-roses

The average ticket price for all shows was $365

That’s still much more expensive than 80 EUR (which includes taxes).

Do you see people behind smartphones they’re holding??

Now concert tickets for Metallica are running $400-500 mid tier each.

😲

And here I thought 80 EUR for GNR was too much.

the fact that he’s playing Mercy

This is how towers would go down if they didn’t collapse straight down due to the explosives planted by Obama.

But there are even more who don’t fact check.

It’s because the author fucked this up by not using “oui”.

It is: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deceased-man-in-coffin-typing-on-a-laptop, although the image is not available on Getty Images anymore.

It’s like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.

Really, how can they say “I’m dead” when they’re clearly not dead?

I only started to fantasize about my wife after we’d got married. We haven’t had sex yet though. Penetrating a real person would be disrespectful.

touches tits

has a seizure because of that

Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.

Users will test, don’t waste your energy.

That is rude, Karen. Do coyotes ask why you are on the bus? No, they mind their own fucking business, and so should you.

I know math. Zeroes cancel out each other, so it’s 5 and 10. 10 - 5 = 5. Plus 5 calories is nothing.

tl;dr a skill issue