When the grabboid burst into burts bunker and he and his wife went ham with all the guns. Amazing. Also “Ass blasters.” Tremors two. Apparently sci-fi channel did a series if I’m not mistaken?

I cooked at a restaurant with a guy who had something similar happen a couple years before I started there. His nickname was angry johny because he was so irritable. Whenever tears in heaven by Clapton came on he would would yell at the manager to skip the song and dissappear into the walk in. He ended up quitting for other reasons but a year or two later I ran into him at a bar and he and the same lady had a healthy birth and all his anger melted away and he turned into a really rad dood. He even apologized to me about his behavior in said kitchen.

Pretty sure the white stuff is antiperspirant while the blue is just deodorant. Most scents have both kinds and the label should say which is which. I don’t sweat much myself so the antiperspirant def iritated me years ago when I bought the wrong kind.

FFS. As in, for fucks sake, we all know it’s FFS?!

Edit: sorry, drunk after work and reread the question. FFS is my fav.

“Dub-yah”

Does anything really matter?

Confeve!

Also meth. Probably lots of meth.

Two snares and a high hat fall off a cliff…

I work at a bar with a regular with family and property on Maui. He was frantic trying to get ahold of people but got sent a video of people fleeing with multiple bodies on the ground as they try to escape the flames. Death count is definitely higher.