Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”
I agree, you are in the minority
My only complaints about Aldi are that the selection is a bit limited (though they often have some interesting stuff in the “aldi finds” section) and the produce can be a bit hit or miss, but I always do the bulk of my groceries there, then get the rest at Kroger. (Their prices aren’t great, but they’re the cheapest in my area beside Aldi.)
AKA confectioners napalm
If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.
About sums up 99% of 4chan posts
“That’s not how it happened!”
“Oh yeah? I’d like to see your degree in fungineering.”
Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.
Yeah, I don’t get the hate for skibidi toilet. Like, you guys do realize this is literally the exact same shit we used to watch, right?
No, Patrick, jeans are not a shitpost.
No, khaki isn’t a shitpost either.
He’s pretty cool, but no one will top cool crab
“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”
-Sun Tzu
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.