If you don’t think that the Saudis, put Musk up to buying Twitter to kill it because they never again wanted as much uncontrolled global blowback as they were getting for butchering Kashoggi, and wrote the entire amount of as public relations expense, then I don’t know what to tell you man

their actions over the last 50 years have spoken so loudly i couldn’t hear what they were trying to say

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this is based, as @nincodedo mentioned before it’s cursed they don’t all do this

toilet paper without cardboard roll centers are much cheaper to produce, though impossible to place in a toilet paper holder, so they sit on the sink, or the floor, or a long nail in the wall

“chapeau means hat, oeuf means egg, those french have a different word for everything” ~ steve martin

perf

well, not everything, if we’re being honest

You spelled Jews, wrong. Twice.

I’m in the computer industry, haven’t played video games in decades. The time sink that video games demand, on top of working with machines all day every day just isn’t appealing to me. From the outside, seeing the vegas style “no clocks, windows and plenty of air conditioning” gamblingification of the games industry, from microtransactions, loot crates, games as personal identity, leads me to reckon they’re absolutely a thief of focus, as that’s what garners the most revenue for the games producers themselves. It’s a snake eating it’s own tail, with lifetimes spent, just clicking away.

Obviously this isn’t OP, but that dude is cray cray, he loves Ice Tea so much that he doesn’t mind cloggin up his own kidney and urethra, but more worried about some voodoo cleaner antics, that shit is crazy bro

“oh here comes kolanaki, he buys a lot of wee wee pads for his wolfdog, we can tell because we just pinged his phone and smartwatch, let’s up the price by 30%, our records for the last 5 years, indicate he’s running out of wee wee pads right now, and our outside data collectors have told us he never buys them anywhere else, and should pay the premium”

and if they pull and rfid off your phone, or a bluetooth/wifi ping to of the apps you have running in the background like the walmart app, and are pricing per individual, it won’t matter what time you go to shop, your price is gonna be your price whenever you show up

I guess we’ll have to take photos of every item we pick from the shelves, so if the register attempts to charge more, or somehow misses a sale, we will have to get our phones out and say hey this was the price when i picked it. Great. Fantastic. Precisely the sort of simplicity and ease to be expected of advanced technology.

lotta climate benefits to getting goats to ear your lawn, as opposed to gassing up a machine. feeds the goats, prunes down the long grasses. manure for compost and fertilizer. goats for milk and meat. that dude’s smarter than us.

winner winner chicken dinner

the masses have always been entertained by cartoons before the matinee, but now, it’s cartoon cgi all the time, every movie, very little substance, just comic exposition for the hell of it

ummmm, no, it was 5784 year ago, thanks. cute though. ~ jews

well, no, there’s no amount of money the riaa/mpaa could pay them, which would justify the amounts lost to terminating services for everyone that’s pirating, lol, they’d go out of business

fake and gay, see @MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world below for the deets