So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

be me

get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

“dad where are we going”

“my friends want to meet you anon”

pull up to schoolmate’s house

it’s on fire

the firefighters are there

get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

get to see a real fire truck

mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)

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They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

Oh the flattery! No it’s nowhere near a stalactite

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

make a coffee

make another coffee

masturbate

Sounds like a solid office day to me

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Uh oh Anakin is on the loose again

Not to be confused with ham-ass, a charcuterie specialty, unfortunately frowned upon by both Hamas and Hamaas

ETA: but highly praised by David Cameron

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you’re not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

Yeah I won’t do that. Can’t go through the pain of showing them my account name. ‘Dad why are there all these x at the beginning and the end of your ridiculous name?’

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

It should be obvious since common sense tells that sponge beats gun and snake beats air

not reading that essay (/s)

It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?

You need to read them apparently? I don’t know, this is weird

Bahaha you’re only people? I am an authentic Talent, managed by our beloved Talent Managers. Yeah there won’t be any raise or bonus this year, the shareholders got all the benefits, but I’m a Talent. Wow this feels great.