You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side

You may attract python too!

Car companies cry in bankrupt

It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!

Please run for congress. Now.

There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what’s the inflation rate?

I’m also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.

It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.

That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus’ supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.

"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”

The manuscript clearly states this - I don’t understand such confusion in this thread.

I much prefer Dunning-Notice-Krueger. I get a credit collections notice delivered by a guy with a metal-clawed glove. Now with Fedora!

The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.

Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

First I was excited thinking about South Canada and North Mexico, but unfortunately they screwed up the one opportunity in history to fix Oklahoma’s awkward ‘protrusion’, so I can’t with a clean conscience support and vote for this. Better luck next time.

You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. “Wait, I need that!”

“Bring in the logic probe!”

They are referring to the meme about old German toilets having an ‘inspection shelf’ (Flachspüler)

Well we wouldn’t want people to make dresses out of the packaging, now would we? That might be a drag on the economy.

Well I’m not this guy so I think I’ll be just fine

C++: C with blackjack and 40 year old hookers. Anyway, only the rich can inherit diamonds or something. Or perhaps not, my memory is corrupted. I’m open to any pointers though…

That Vowels table though…

And those are real 'mericun quarter pounders mind you. Not those puny imported quarter kilogramers!

Penis length number in centimeters > inches.