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Observing a system you’re in and have no control over must be done objectively.

I’m so sympathetic to this ogre.

Sometimes the reason is because the author is pretentious.

The boyfriend last night was surprised I didn’t watch the debate.

“They’ve both been president. I was paying attention. I know what their presidencies will be like. Why listen to them talk about it?”

And it doesn’t matter where it’s located.

You’ll just wind up in the queue regardless.

Truly the voice of several generations.

Dammit.

Back to contacts I guess.

This is wild to me as an English speaker.

Love that! Thanks.

There’s a montage from Scrubs where a bunch of people claim “I fell on it” that ends in the last guy shrugging and saying, “I was bored.”

I respect the fuck out of the last guy.

I feel like I just witnessed an unnegotiated BDSM scene in these comments.

We need to find him and exact revenge.

Fans are divided. I liked it.

I’m seconding what that other person said. You might have oral allergy syndrome.

Fun fact; that’s how I found out I have oral allergy syndrome. I asked a friend how so many people can ignore the way bananas burn like that and apparently, they don’t.

Celery is like the opposite of acid or burning or spice. It’s green and water.

I was thinking rabies.

A person who looks wrong.

Vagueposting is lame. Either say something or don’t. Don’t call attention ot what you’re not saying.

This is the best kind of people coming to an understanding.

If you ask a group of men what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a woman, almost all of them say something about sex.

If you ask a group of women what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a man, almost all of them say something about peeing on random objects/in random places.

Also people back then had less access to the sunscreen and skincare we have. Not to mention exposure to all the rampant smoking.

Aging gracefully is easier now. Though I am constantly in awe of Jennifer Aniston’s arms. I’m gonna hafta get surgery to freshen my upper arm skin.

But are you self-sealing?