In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
You feeling a little defensive about the lesbian orgies sounds like
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
As a gay who used to be even pettier, I have hooked up with exboyfriends’ crushes and one exboyfriend’s new boyfriend. Good lord it is easy to get high off of petty revenge.
During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”
I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get *good as it gets.
You’re getting paid?
On the one hand you somehow figured out my irl name
On the other hand it’s not a dream without some dick. Cum. Show off. In any order you like, Hornbag
It’s wild. I got here by way of your awesome pic but dreamed last night that Martin Luther King, Jr. said “we must judge communities based on the content of their characters and not by the prejudices we have against their instances”.
What a shame — I kinda love it