The ring man.
Drop the link brother.
As a practitioner of the dark arts, I recommend trying it once.
We will watch your career with great interest.
Butt stuff
We really need to revive The Name Of The Year bracket. That was a hidden internet gem.
Well this is the most New Jersey thing I’ve seen today.
But not a bad daydream
Found it, the giraffe. #16. https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/best-sex-positions-fun-different
What is the name of this position?
This is too real to be a “shit post”
My head cannon is that it’s more of a positional title than a rank. The real US Navy does this all the time. You can be an O-5 (rank of Commander) and be called a Captain if you’re the CO of a ship. Similarly you can be called “Commodore” if you run a squadron of boats which is usually a rank of O-6 (Captain).
So my guess is, in the time between ANH and Hoth in ESB, Han led a land campaign and keeps the honorific. Luke is sticking to his X-wing in that time and (due to his growing Jedi-ness) is apt to be a supporting team player in an existing squadron.
I’d buy that product if someone made it.