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Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.
Nah, judging by that rumpled raincoat, it looks like he lives in his car.
Free croutons
I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell’s will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.
Final Fantasy 1000 Peg
“Have you come up with a solution yet?”
“Neighh”
No it’s a call of duty.
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guys are getting responses?
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
Genetics, steroids, makeup, lighting, and getting paid to work out. Don’t beat yourself up, bro.
An old lady refused to retire before she died so now cops can stop me if they suspect I’m pregnant.
“Damn that’s crazy”
Do you ever stop and think about the fact that you can travel in one direction West or East and go forever, but you can’t go North or South forever.
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When you’re finally worthy of Andie MacDowell’s love
Om nom nominally
Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning extinct animals for a theme park.